Why was I put here?

Was it to save Wolverine?
Was it to work pyrotechnics at Disneyland?
Was it for comic relief?
Maybe to make people vomit profusely?
Just when I was dazzling people with my powers of light you take my powers away!!!
Why, oh Why??
Now I work at the local firework stand to relive my glory days!

The Sorrow of Jubilee!

Jubilation where have you gone?
I miss the days of fireworks gone haywire.
Wolvie will always thank you, for you saved his life.
Reavers no more,
Australia gone,
Gateway come back to us.
My soul longs for Hot Dog on a Stick at the Hollywood Mall!!!!